In Which Even the Devil Can Do Some Good

"Fly into that country and destroy anything that shoots at you!"
"Why?!"
"For the grandeur of France!!!"

"...the French are sending the Charles de Gaulle, and Denmark their giant nuclear-powered muppet aircraft carrier..." - Robert Frost

"Bring me my sword and loincloth!" - Nicolas Sarkozy

"Destroy every depot of grapefruit in the country."
- Admiral Mike Mullen

"Release the Phalanx of Orphans!" - Muammar el-Qaddafi

"We are audience to the awesome spectacle of imperial power exerting it's will." - Barack Obama

"Assume the worst while knowing that the potential for the best is always present--and understanding that even when the best does come to pass, it often does so in the worst possible way."
- George W. Bush