Attack of the Poor

The staunchest opponents of Lucasfilm’s expansion are now being accused of driving away the filmmaker and opening the door to a low-income housing development. That has created an atmosphere that one opponent, who asked not to be identified, saying she feared for her safety, described as “sheer terror” and likened to “Syria."

"You like Star Wars? I like fucking computers and money, let's fuck." - George Lucas

"It'll be like The Wire but in Cloud City!" - Billy Dee Williams

"Jesus, he wasn't fucking around, he loves black people!" - a contrite Terrence Howard

"God, this whole area is fucking evil, a bunch of soft ass liberals who work for Google and propagate the most advanced form of rapacious capitalism, information and desire itself as advertising revenue, pumping and fucking and screaming and sweating till the goddam heat kills us all!" - Jerry Brown to Gavin Newsom, Big Sauna

"Unlike those filthy occupiers, I don't need tear gas to cry." - Jean Quan

"Use it or lose it." - Francis Fukuyama's commencement address to UC Berkely, carved into a bullet

"San Francisco is just the Miami of homosexuality." - Michael Bloomberg

"Asian women just know how to like." - Mark Zuckerberg

"He's just a goddamn millennial Rupert Murdoch." - Wendi Deng on Zuck

"Poke me in hell you stuttering cunt." - Steve Jobs' last text to Zuck