Thursday, January 12, 2012

Out of Your League

"Have you ever fucked a girl that was way out of your league? I know, it's weird, right?" - Haruki Murakami

"No way, dude, she's a 3L." - Dennis Kucinich to John Edwards, 1975

"I like a girl with a big ol' dumptruck butt, you know what I mean?"
- Rick Parry on Real Time with Bill Maher

"Nothing I do seems to help anything. I've got it! I'll cut my fucking ear off." - Van Gogh

"He smells of... pure opiate jasmine...." - Karl Rove, lost in the desert of Rick Parry's embrace

"Of course I'll be homecoming king this year." - Vladamir Putin

"Put the money on the dresser and get the hell out." - the NH Primary Voter to Mitt Romney, Manchester Super 8

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