Sunday, January 8, 2012

Fuck Goes to the Movies

"Hey, remember movies? This is a movie!" - Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences President Willard Romney on The Artist

"Even more of a self-aggrandizing guilt trip about the unfortunate necessity of penetration to heterosexuality than the novel."
- Newt Gin Ginch on Norwegian Wood

"I mean, how long must gay men carry the burden of symbolizing depravity for straight audiences?" - Rick Parry on Shame

"My favorite movie since Juno." - Rick Santorum on Young Adult

"Finally, a spy movie that understands you have to kill the only chick so you can go back home and feel some hairy arms." - Jon Huntsman on Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

"The movies? I can fuck my wife, young man." - Ron Paul

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