Saturday, June 4, 2011

Unrepresentative Men

"There is nothing more disgusting than an undistinguished-looking white man." - Mark Twain

"My ideal woman has Britt Ekland's body and Lars Von Tries mind!" - Anthony Weiner to Bill O'Reilly, The Steam Room

"Without Shaq my hatred of life and mankind is as meaningless as Canadian basketball." - Kobe Bryant

"Jesus turn that shit down it sounds horrible. Is it 1980's Crosby, Stills, and Nash or a pop album from a white shoe law firm?"
"No damn it Dad, it's Fleet Foxes."
- Robert Christgau and his son Pitchfork discussing Learned Helplessness Blues

"Kiss my clasp. Now stop that lookin around. Send that boy Chip Cravaack in here, my feet feel wet and I want to reward him." - Saxby Chambliss

"I'm the last starfighter!" - Mitt Romney, pandering to a group of virgins

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