Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I'll Fuck When I'm Dead

“I want to fuck you the old fashioned way.” - Sean Connery

“I want to fuck you like an insect.” - Bjork

“I want to fuck you like your mother.” - Joan Crawford

“I want to fuck your mother.” - Michael Caine

“Your cunt smells boring.” - Her Majesty inspects the Bride

“Just close your eyes and neigh.” - T. R.

"I wanna fuck everything!" - Google

"I know, I'll trick her as a swan! Why fuck when you can surprise fuck?" - Zeus Clinton

“You gotta dig yer nails in, don’t be afraid to bite it!” - Rick Parry, Big Fuck City, TX

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