Hear the shout of the football beast...
"Omaha Bravo Avocado 12!!!"
"You're all killing this team! Makin' plays makin' it!"
"Get this man in the Chamber."
"Why, oh why, do I have to be a hideous football genius?! Why can't I be a normal man!"
"All I can see is fires and devils, coach...."
"Alright get him off the field."
"The whites can fly!"
"Everything I love about this game is gone!" - Tom Brady
"Sack lunch! Dim sum! Protect the farmer! Heal the land! Eat his corn, fried and salted--perhaps baked!"
"He wears bear socks."
"We all support America here!"
"Coach, you've insulted my honor. Prepare to die."
- Richard Sherman
"This isn't a fucking game! Sign the guestbook."
"Football will never again be as pure as it was during the First Gulf War." - Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf
"The half time show is inside a cellphone."
"Watch the Super Bowl on your cellphone you desperate fuck!"
-JB and the guys, Half Time Show
"Tonight we honor Philip Seymour Hoffman." - President Obama, Superbowl Halftime
"Transmissions from above..."
"He's not calling plays, he's speaking in tongues!"
"You can't stop bear socks! Frivolity! Decadence!"
"Peyton Manning isn't human! I gave him my baby to kiss and he threw it into the sun!"
"Football is a pure oligarchy, the only thing at stake in the competition is status and the riches are justly shared among Management." - Owners Meeting