Showing posts with label you should probably move your dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you should probably move your dog. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I'll Fuck When I'm Dead

“I want to fuck you the old fashioned way.” - Sean Connery

“I want to fuck you like an insect.” - Bjork

“I want to fuck you like your mother.” - Joan Crawford

“I want to fuck your mother.” - Michael Caine

“Your cunt smells boring.” - Her Majesty inspects the Bride

“Just close your eyes and neigh.” - T. R.

"I wanna fuck everything!" - Google

"I know, I'll trick her as a swan! Why fuck when you can surprise fuck?" - Zeus Clinton

“You gotta dig yer nails in, don’t be afraid to bite it!” - Rick Parry, Big Fuck City, TX