"The storm caused by our god, sex, sends us all to our ruin by the shortest route." - Cardinal Dolan, totally fucking wet
"The other places are like kindergardens compared with this. It smells so incredibly evil! I didn't think such a place existed except in my own imagination. It has a ghastly familiarity like a half-remembered dream. Anything could happen here... any moment..." - Tagg
"When one's married for so long, always walking on four feet and always breathing double breaths and thinking every thought twice through and the time between the main things is packed double full with minor details - then, sometimes, naturally, one yearns like an arrow for one whole space thin as air. And you start up in the night, terrified by your own breathing, which had just been going along as evenly without you. But you don't rise up free - or even really as far as your knees - not once. You strike a match. And there's one of you right there, wrapped in flesh. Only then is it love." - Ann Romney
"Yah! Down, cur! Back in the basement with you!" - Mitt Romney to his sixth son
"Everyone speaks a language he does not understand, but which now and then is understood by others. That is enough to permit one to exist and at least be misunderstood." - Reince Preibus, rejoinder to Chris Wallace
„Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen.“ - Matt Rhoades, asked how much Romney paid in taxes between 2000 and 2010
"The main thing is to have the money. I've been rich and I've been rich. Believe me, rich is better." - Mitt Romney
"We shall build a tower that will reach to the stars! Having conceived Babel, yet unable to build it themselves, they had thousands to build it for them. But those who toiled knew nothing of the dreams of those who planned. And the minds that planned the Tower of Babel cared nothing for the workers who built it. The hymns of praise of the few became the curses of the many - BABEL! BABEL! BABEL! - Between the mind that plans and the hands that build there must be a Mediator, and this must be the heart!" - Herman Cain
"What is it you do, then? I'll tell you: You leave out whatever doesn't suit you. Just as you leave things out of your dreams and fantasies. By leaving things out, we bring beauty and excitement into the world. We evidently handle our reality by effecting some sort of compromise with it, an in-between state where the emotions prevent each other from reaching their fullest intensity, graying the colors somewhat. Children who haven't yet reached that point of control are both happier and unhappier than adults who have. And yes, stupid people also leave things out, which is why ignorance is bliss. So I propose, to begin with, that we try to love each other as if we were characters in a novel who have met in the pages of a book. Let's in any case leave off all the fatty tissue that plumps up reality." - Chris Christie gets loose
"...the way you might stick by a tree, which may be rotten, but at least it's a tree..." - Ron Paul's "endorsement"
"One must conform to the baseness of an age or become neurotic." - Marco Rubio whips up the proles
"A number of flawed individuals can often add up to a brilliant social unit."
- Rand Paul and the Paulettes
„Vorsorge ist besser als das Nachsehen zu haben.“ - Bobby Jindal
"Women age early, and their mistake is not knowing where to hide all the time that lies behind them so that no one sees it. What are they to do, devour it like the umbilical cords of their children? Hell and damnation!" - Dr. Todd Akin, OB/GYN
"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven." - Gov. Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Scores, Tampa
“Manipulation is constant in the media. Even the images of 'reality' on television are manipulated. The difference in this convention is that the manipulation is there to make you aware that you are being manipulated, that you can be manipulated.” - RNC Communications Director Sean Spicer
„Es gibt immer einen Punkt dabei, wo man nicht mehr weiß, ob man lügt oder ob das, was man erfunden hat, wahrer ist als man selber.“
"What's that, sir?"
"I said get the hell out!"
- Paul Ryan muttering to himself before the Big Speech
"What do you know about it? Who are you anyway? Who are you? Criminals? Are you proud of yourselves? Proud of breaking safes or cheating at cards? Things you could just as well keep your fingers off. You wouldn't need to do all that if you'd learn a proper trade, or if you'd work. If you weren't a bunch of lazy bastards. But I… I can't help myself! I have no control over this, this evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices, the torment!" - the Big Speech