"We are the Batman and Robin of the ancien regime! To patriarchy and the Tsar!" - Paul Ryan at the Romney/Ryan Rally for Reactionary Retrenchment, Roanoke
"Paul Ryan is in the race, now things can get real Fuck!" - Wolf Blitzer
"I just keep giving up more for less and less."
"Yeah, now you now how people who have payroll taxes feel."
- Mitt and Eric Ferhrstrom
"Sevens or snake-eyes damned if I can tell!" - Barack Obama leaping upon the craps table and punching Jay Carney in the face
"Human beings are hardly even people." - Paul Ryan condemning the poor to Eternal Night
"Dance with me and live forever." - Rafalca
"Medicare Is For Pussies!" - Romney/Ryan 2666
"What if we don't even fucking matter anymore?" - Tagg to his brothers
"The boy reminds me of myself before I inhaled the gold dust in Denali." - Ron Paul on Paul Ryan
"I'm harder than Chinese algebra." - David Koch, on the Pick
"... a kind of... supersensual abstraction... a pure electricity of the thighs... an infinite sexual delight..." - John Boehner to Mitt Romney at Paul Ryan's coming of age/circumcision ceremony
"An evil daemon crosses the sky! Do you not see it?!" - Barack Obama to Jim Messina, taking mescaline under the burning desert sun
"Late summer despair... a dark wood at the edge of town... the murmur of a thousand distant voices... every one of them, screaming..." - Ann Romney receiving transmission from the planet Equus