Love Truncheon

"Is it possible to love more than one person?"
"It is not possible to love anyone."
- Newt Gin-Ginch at Seton Falls Elementary School, Boulder, CO

"My mother and father love me."
"I am glad that they tell you that."
- Eric Cantor and Barack Obama at the Cherry Blossom Festival

"Please come. It would mean something to me. I won't say it would mean a lot, because nothing means a lot to me, or, rather, it is impossible for anything to mean a lot, period. But it would mean something." - John Kerry to Jane Fonda after burning his medals in her bra

"Look, we can never stop domestic violence entirely, but what we can do is make sure that it only happens among the poor." - Rand Paul