"This isn't like regular steel: it's bullshit!" - Dagny Taggart
"My sex smells like sardines on burnt toast." - Michele Bachman
"I'm a pepperoni!" - Herman Cain
"Everything done by humans and other animals is excellent and divine." - Mitt Romney
"My shit looks like Plymouth Rock!" - Roger Ailes
"Holy shit! Mike Huckabee wrote every song for The Zombies!""If you could go back in time and become Henrietta Pressburg, would you abort Karl Marx?" - a child's question to Sarah Palin, Grand Rapids, MI
"Yeah, he also played bass on There's a Riot Goin' On!"
"If I had only been born in Idaho I would have been some sort of sex god." - Tim Pawlenty
Q: How hard up does a black actor need to be before he appears in Atlas Shrugged?
ReplyDeleteA: 2011