"Mr. Céline, how do you feel about the fact that your three anti-semitic novels haven't been translated into English?" "Horrible!"
"O Rambo, what is the guiding wisdom of our days?" "Everything is permissible!"
"Sr. Bolaño, why are you crying?" "I haven't drunk one of these since '73."
"What about the drugs, Anita?" "That's just how it went down, Bryant!" -Anita O'day, Today Show, 1991
"Tanigaki sang like a bird!" - Yukio Hatoyama, covered in blood
"Katherine Heigl: is that what young women want to be today? Is that what men want? I don't get it." - Ruth Joan Bader Ginsburg
"How beautifully the men grieve in this country, weeping openly and without shame!" - Wen Jiabao
"I will fight the panther in the Octagon!" - Barack Obama
"If our form of government carries with it a certain inequality of fortune, this is justifiable in order that as a rule the administration of public affairs may be entrusted to those who are most able to give them their whole time, but not, as some maintain, in order that the rich may always be put first. On the contrary, it is of importance that an opposite choice should occasionally teach the people that the deserts of men offer claims to pre-eminence more important than those of riches." - Arisman Pongruanrong
"I applaud Arisman's leadership of the People, but I have always had a certain distaste for his art. Why, in his music videos, all these women being yanked about by the elbow? So many of his songs are about wanting to save his love, but who is he to be their savior? There is something paternalistic in his sense of Romance, pathos subtended by inequality. I would never treat my Lydia like that." - Thaksin Shinawatra
"You don't know what it costs to look this cheap." - Warren Buffet