"Books are filthy." - Jeff Bezos
"I think I want to spend my thirties in villainy." - Mark Zuckerberg rowing a gondola with Tim Cook
"First comes villainy, then, gangsterism." - Bob Hoskins at Wimbledon
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"Fucking power!" - Robert Caro punching his editor over a semi-colon
"I just didn't find any of the characters likeable." - a 15-year-old girl, forced by Jonathan Franzen to criticize Proust in a room rapidly filling with water
"Nook, tablet, Kindle, I-anything; the only question I have is, where's the fucking sex?" - Norman Mailer in Hell
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