Street Hassle

And then sha-lala-lala he entered her slowly
and showed her where he was coming from
And then sha-lala-lala he made love to her gently
It was like she'd never ever come.

'God, a woman once said words like those to me. It was so intoxicating. What a fool I was.'

'Really? That would scare the shit out of me.'

'Even more stimulating than the thought of her pleasure is that of your own prowess, when the truth is that you're both just mute slaves to your bodies. It's disgusting.'

- Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney, as overheard at The Cakeshop