Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Saxe-Coburg and Gotha in Israel-Palestine and Hell


"Jerusalem belongs to Pagan Rome!" - Prince Philip

"Only I can dissolve the Palestinian Authority!" - Kate Middleton

"Remove all the salt from the Dead Sea. I only bathe in clear water." - H.M.

"Kill every brown dog in the city." - Prince Charles in Dubai after being told by the Dali Lama that Diana Spencer's soul had entered a brown dog

"Before my last breath I will again rub an English monarch's naked body against the Wailing Wall." - H.M.

"After I ate hashish with the local Taliban commanders I started to see life differently. I will only sleep in my tent." - Prince Harry

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