"You're like John Wilkes Booth: a Romantic in a world of Industry." - Hugh Hefner to his dog Labia
"If you have to go to another country to obtain medical treatment, you do not deserve to rule." - Jean-Bertrand Aristide
"Tyler Perry is a Tom." - Martin Scorcese
"Brown is the new Barnard." - Judith Butler
"The Police are sovereign." - Samuel Alito
"God, your horrible eyes are sick with drink." - Joan Collins to Judy Garland
"Interns are pre-emptive scabs." - Jon Stewart
"Truly, the 21st century offers everything but class consciousness." - Michelle Obama
"White people love walking around with clear plastic cups." - Michelle Williams
"'Sculpture' is what you call statues that suck." - Ai Weiwei
