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Evan: you can't hate on that new michael cera movie?
i sure can

me: lol

Evan: damn what hot tub garbage

me: i'm not saying i can't hate onit
i'm saying it appealed to me

Evan: making fun of your last movie with your new movie does not a right make
it APPEALS to you?

me: hahaha
viscerally, i liked the flying colors and found it funny!
goddam you!
Sent at 6:59 PM on Tuesday

Evan: flying colors
bemusement
'oh that was a neat idea'
that attitude is why everyone thinks fantastic mr. fox was 'pretty good actually'
Sent at 7:02 PM on Tuesday
Evan: and then calling these people autistic makes you some kind of villain

me: haha
fine you're right
thank god you called me out
Sent at 7:03 PM on Tuesday

Evan: no man you're right
criticizing EVERYTHING is sophomoric
you found the right thing to let slide
Sent at 7:05 PM on Tuesday

Goddamn a Man Can't Even Eat a French Dip without Spilling Au Jus onto His iPhone Killing It Goddamn

((this conversation took place shortly thereafter))

Patrick: I'll kill all of you...

til the break of dawn!!!!

Sent at 10:34 PM on Monday

me: haha

goddammit my phone is fucked

Patrick: nandaio!

me: spilled a little bit of water [sic*actually it really was au jus. I can admit that now*] and it showed some bad signs

fuck

Patrick: yeesh yeah these things are disappointingly fragile

me: i ripped it apart to dry it off

Patrick: hmm opening it up might not be good mojo

it may void your warranty

me: nah it's fine

they can't tell

Patrick: there are places in NYC which can fix these evil phones though besides mac

me: plus there is no goddamn warranty

yeah good call i shouldnt go to apple

that'd be like telling your teacher you ran over your neighbor's kid

Patrick: there was some place in midtown i heard was good

haha

me: what place?

Patrick: hahaha

put that on the blog oy

me: ha there's no goddamn context!

the blog needs fucking context!!

Patrick: hahah

what context should we provide?

me: i dunno man i'm all shook up

i just lost some money and they tell me that's a bad thing in this world

Patrick: hahahaha

Sent at 10:41 PM on Monday

me: well i'll blog the conversation then

Patrick: haha very good

feel free to edit it at will

me: doing it

Sent at 11:13 PM on Monday

me: ha i just made one correction to it

Sent at 11:20 PM on Monday

Patrick: haha

me: pretty dumb but

i mean, it's an audience of pat, right?

Patrick: nah nah both of my roommates, my friend ryan, and my friend billy are regular readers

me: oh cool

Patrick: my friends like our stuff, your minaret articles were a big hit

me: ha

Patrick: i've also gotten some good feedback about how the blog is a weird mixture of 'serious' longer pieces and short haiku's of hate

though some context might indeed be good

man you should add all this to the entry

only edit it to make me sound even more fatuous and awful

"i'm a really good writer"

me: hahah

Patrick: that's why i liked your minaret photo so much, no hate is complete without self-hate

Sent at 11:31 PM on Monday

me: what do you mean the photo?

the second post?

ohhhh

nvm

Patrick: no of you at the statue with that scowl on your face

me: haha yeah

Sent at 11:33 PM on Monday

me: ha maybe i should put all of this in

Sent at 11:34 PM on Monday

Patrick: i think that's probably a great idea

Sent at 11:50 PM on Monday

me: ok i'm doing it

Patrick: haha all right

me: any last thoughts you want to include?

Patrick: nah do your worst

Sent at 11:53 PM on Monday