Thursday, August 11, 2011

Complete Control

"You'll come for the free jeans. You'll stay for the insurrection."
- Liam Gallagher

"What a great excuse to re-listen to The Clash!" - Harry Wales
Libyan Rebels Take Tottenham Hale
"Soon all will be Chav City and good men mere cell phone stores."
- David Cameron

"Yobs or bobs, bitch. Can you choose?" - HM to David Cameron

"Shut down the social network?! Can you really say that out loud? Isn't that a bit Arab?" - Prince Philip
Boris Johnson Declares Self "Johnny Quest," Flogs Hadji
"Fair's fair, right?" - Nick Clegg, looting signed copies of Hot, Flat, and Crowded from a newsagent's shop

"I know you didn't kill him! I know!" - rioters to Boris Johnson

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