Thursday, January 6, 2011

Love Thy Enema

"Every train in cinema is a reference to the Lumière train." - Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.

"This sort of hubris belongs in 2004 or something." - Sen. Scott Brown on Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

"Honestly, after a poorly attended town-hall in Butte, I spent most of the remaining campaign slowly carving swastikas into the deck of the Straight Talk Express." - Sen. John McCain

"The Tea Party is like taking a group of pledges to the old lake 'round Cleveland, but that old lake is on fire." - Speaker John Boehner

"O Death, you are already too late!" - Sen. Ted Stevens

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