Diseases of Our Age

"23 March 2010

Diseases of our age:

neoteny (consumers)
amnesia (politicians)
anton-babinsky syndrome (economists)
reduplicative paramnesia (commuters)
fugue state (financiers)
dapgras delusion (michelle)
blindsight (academics)
intermetamorphosis (pop musicians)
generalized anosognosia (military)
somatoparaphrenia (senate)
cotard delusion (citizenry)
glossolalia (media)
mirror self-misidentification (me)"

- from the diary of 44th President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama II