"Stop looking at my boots, you fucking slug." - Elizabeth Taylor
"We did?" - Sen. John Warner (R-VA), on his marriage to the Goddess
"National Velvet was a fucking horse, right?" - Warren Beatty
"One touch from that woman's hand would turn your dick to vapor." - Richard Burton
"You like my blog, do ya, big boy?" - Liz Taylor to the Editors in a recurring dream
