Tyrant, I Love Thee!

"I kill for thy Power and I know not why!" - Tony Blair

"Will and Kate will not have servants?! Who then will protect them from Catholicism?!" - Nicholas William Peter Clegg

"I know thee, Spirit! I drove thee out of my aunt and into my mistress!" - Harry Wales

Pleasure machine
Charlie Sheen
I get off while the Palin children scream!
- Andrew Sullivan

"Love isn't a seminar." - Lydia Davis to Paul Auster

"Oh god it's 1980 and we're Steely Dan!" - The Editors