"Sky Briggs is an unstoppable thunderball." - Sophia Loren
"Siberian Tigers make great pets." - Sky Briggs
"I can only fly in Maryland, but you'll fly high." - Sky Briggs, licensed Maryland pilot
"I'd be nothing without Sky Briggs." - Abraham Lincoln
"Yeah, I made love with a mantee." - Sky Briggs
"Sky Briggs hunts women for sport." - Ban Ki-moon
"His dick looks like something you'd buy at Sears." - Anna Chapman
"Sky Briggs finances children's education by stealing bronze piping." - Michael Vick
"Hardwalkin, fastswimming, bigslappin, dolphin fuckin, claimjumpin Sky Briggs" - Sky Briggs Memorial Park Monteplier, Vermont
