World's Greatest Mom

"I think I can suck my own cock on airplanes!" - James Cameron, Development Meeting 2015

"Together we can surf a river of blood." - Wen Jiabao

"For the first time in my life, I had a problem that money could not solve." - Donald Trump on his inability to persuade Ivana to have an abortion

"Stay the fuck out of Spain." - Gen. Francisco Franco to Dudley Moore

"I am a black horse, a white bird, and a yellow salamander." - Nancy Reagan to the stars