"But Hitch, people don't go to the movies on time!" - Janet Leigh
"There is nothing more insulting than a symbolic head of state asking her citizens to donate to charity." - Michelle Obama
"We get along because we never laugh." - Putin on Alina
"Why on earth in a documentary about prostitution would you show the prostitutes' faces but blur out the johns'? Shouldn't you do the opposite?" - Nicholas Kristof
"My Fuhrer, the War Against Sex is lost! Soon they shall have our skulls!"
"No you fool! A phantom army of eunuchs awaits my orders outside of Hamburg!"
- Hitler and his personal chef Wolfgang
