"I'd rather be fucking a Brazilian woman." - Colin Firth
"A stiff glass of bourbon with one ice cube, a fat joint, and a loaded .45 with the serial numbers filed off."
"What is: the only way to stay sane?"
"That is correct."
- Alex Trebek to a mirror
"It's a simple deterritorialization of the self." - Kobe Bryant
"Man, I really like Lie to Me."
"Good luck."
"With what?"
"Sending your kids to college."
- The Editors
"Maybe poetry will help?" - Lady Gaga on WikiLeaks
"Lucky for me my most important message is in song!" - Bibi Netanyahu on the same
