"Joining up was the best decision I never made." - Curtis James Jackson III
"One hundred pieces of gold! I live again!" - Mohammed bin Zayed
"SNAAAAAAAAKE!" - Erik Prince
"Be Evil." - Justice Antonin Scalia, Blackwater v. Google
"Assad fucking sucks at Halo." - Wikileak 12424G
"I really should go outside. All I'm doing is sitting here running the same meaningless scenario again and again. God, I'm so depressed." - Ali Khamenei
