"Brown women see right through me." - Prince Harry
"Harry only likes girls from Clemson." - Tim Tebow
"Oh balderdash of course I know how to bond with my youngest boy. Why on his 16th birthday we dressed up as Afghans and went to the finest brothels of Dubai." - Prince Charles
"Bring me the dick!" - Sarah Margaret Ferguson to Harry Wales, 1998
"If the Wedding does not bring the growth in GDP promised he will of course have to be killed." - PM David Cameron on Prince Harry
"Who the fuck is Harry?" - H.M.
