Meanwhile in America

"'Apartment hunting.' Is that a Jewish thing?" - Sarah Palin in East Jerusalem

"We don't lack for the accouterments of power. We just lack for power." - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) sitting in her 'spacious' office

"The only thing that I truly regret is not taking more baths." - Donald Rumsfeld, Known and Unknown

"They really look like they're in love." - Gov. Scott Walker on 'amateur' pornography