"I think that given your politics, sex is something that, if you made the effort, you might like." - Margaret Thatcher to David Cameron, 1984
"Stab her on this tablet and all your gardens will be forever green." - Jimmy Carter to Howard Dean, 2003
"Well get on up here, smear mud on your ass and bail some goddamn hay!"- Ronald Reagan to his son Ron.
"I'm my own Dad!" - Speaker John Boehner
