"Fight me on the river of glass!" - Angela Merkel
"Is this the fleeting relief they call happiness? It's as though my coal blood has moistened to diamond wine!" - Justice Alito, concurring opinion
"Ain't gonna be no Cherry Blossom Festival, ain't gonna be no weddin, ain't gonna be no Jesus Fighting Oil mural in Polunka, ID!!!" - Congressional Budget Office Director Douglas W. Elmendorf on a Gin Run, Z Street
"Why am I so fucking ill?!" - Rep. John Boehner, shitting uncontrollably
"Spit on my tits!" - Cathie Black
