"I am Pan! Everybody fuck!" - Harry Reid at Burning Man
"Don't you see? This is about more than just fucking."
- Bill Clinton, on fucking
"A father must never touch his children, no matter how much they crave his affection." - POTUS Obama II
"Anne Hathaway is the nadir of white femininity." - James Franco
"Vaginas are disgusting." - Chloë Sevigny
"Is it my body?" - Newt Gin-Ginch in a tunnel of meat
"I wish my body had a self-destruct button."
"Women have pregnancy."
- Dominique Strauss-Khan, Bernard Henri-Lévy
"Jesus, when it rains, it pours, doesn't it?" - Anthony Weiner, on expecting a child
"I cut off my clitoris for this?" - Huma Abedin
