"Every time I go out on a limb, it breaks." - the Fat Man
"I don't want to hurt you, but neither do I have any ethical qualms about doing so."-Dr. Sanjay Gupta
"Quick everyone to the chamber of commerce!" - Jeb Bush after accidentally reading the blog
"On the day of the wedding rubbers will be distributed to all the common folk." - Prince Philip
"You know he's one of the most prolific and notorious perverts of our age?" - Bill Kristol on Jonah Goldberg, The O'Reilley Factor
"Oh I'll get women back in rubber rafts again." - Lance Armstrong in Las Vegas
"No man publish them all at once, but put the good ones in the back so the Czar won't read them." - The Editors
