"Keep a hateful dick!" - Margaret Thatcher
"I am Prince William!" - James Franco
"Your soul is a Bangkok shot glass!" - Australia to Guy Pearce
"Bambi was about me!" - Rob Lowe
"Mommy, I want my blanket." - POTUS Ronald Reagan reaching for the Nuclear Football in his sleep
"The Market is a better mother than Joan Crawford!" - Ayn Rand
"I am Neil Diamond's vocoder." - POTUS Jimmy Carter
"My sex is also a life raft!" - Tyler Perry
"Don't you get it?! We could fuck like this forever!" - Scrooge McDuck
"Truly this is as good as it gets!" - Jefferson Davis
