"Where is the man who will kill me?! The sacred hands that will make of my death a sacrifice?!" - Gov. Mitch Daniels (R-IN)
"Man at the Crossroads! I choose Murder!" - Gov. Paul LePage (R-ME)
"Apparently mixed race couples are growing down South, this is why I moved West! The blood! Purity! The flag! My pet bird!" - George Allen (R-VA)
"Strike at my body with your sausage-fingered hands! Rend my flesh with your filed teeth! Clip my hair with your razored cock!" - Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R-MN) at CPAC
"Obviously I'm always willing to embrace bald men of all stripes, but that guy just looks like a rapist." - Jason Alexander on Gov. Rick Scott (R-FL)
