"We just reached the debt limit, soon we'll reach the sex limit, then the fear limit, then the bacon limit!" - Sen. Rand Paul
"Black women are the new spaceshuttle!" - Newt Gin Ginch
"Dear Judge: Baby, we've got to fuck. If you can't see that, then I can't help you." - Eric Holder
"I can't walk with a woman by my side." - Sen. Harry Reid
"I feel like an emotional tourist." - Mitt Romney
"I ate my horse." - Sen. Saxby Chambliss
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Penn Station is the best basement ever
- Joe Biden
